Kryan Jones has made this delightfully terrible collation of clips from Mad Men pick up lines:

As anticipation for the upcoming season of Mad Men continues to grow, I thought I’d pay tribute to those lotharios of Sterling Cooper. This video features almost every pickup line uttered between seasons 1-3. Have you been having trouble with the ladies? Well, take a cue from from Campbell, Cosgrove, Kinsey, and, of course, the great Roger Sterling, among others. In less than 3 minutes, you’ll have the skills to score any choice dame. Mix yourself an Old Fashioned, light that Lucky Strike, and enjoy!

I forgot how hilariously bad they are, though some may be passable, depending on who’s saying it and how they’re saying it.

So what’s your favourite pick up line?

I’m in the persuasion business, and frankly I’m disappointed by your presentation.

Frankly, the ladies say it best.